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No One Writes to the Colonel-PDF - Download as Text File .txt), PDF File .pdf) or read online. *****. Written with compassionate realism and wit, the stories in this mesmerizing collection depict the disparities of town and village life in South America, of t. No One Writes to the Colonel is a deeply moving adaptation of. Garcia Marquez‟ s finest works. This tale is of an old couple‟s painful memories and false hopes.

She was scarcely more than a bit of white on an arched, rigid spine. Her disturbed breathing made her put her questions as assertions. When she finished her coffee, she was still thinking about the dead man.

But her husband paid no attention. He opened the window. October had moved in on the patio. Contemplating the vegetation, which was bursting out in intense greens, and the tiny mounds the worms made in the mud, the colonel felt the sinister month again in his intestines. It rained gently but ceaselessly.

The colonel would have preferred to wrap himself in a wool blanket and get back into the hammock. It was a bright afternoon. The almond trees in the plaza were shedding their last rotted leaves. It had begun to grow dark when they arrived at the door of the doctor's office. The doctor gave him a few newspapers. International news.

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At the top, across four columns, a report on the Suez Canal. The front page was almost completely covered by paid funeral announcements.

Father Angel used this means to announce the moral classification of the film in accordance with the ratings he received every month by mail. The colonel's wife counted twelve bells. Before lying down, he tied the rooster to the leg of the bed. He locked the house and sprayed some insecticide in the bedroom.

Then he put the lamp on the floor, hung his hammock up, and lay down to read the newspapers. He read them in chronological order, from the first page to the last, including the advertisements.

At eleven the trumpet blew curfew. The colonel finished his reading a half-hour later, opened the patio door on the impenetrable night, and urinated, besieged by mosquitoes, against the wall studs. His wife was awake when he returned to the bedroom.

He put out the lamp before he got into the hammock. But it's been about five years since they've said anything. The colonel managed to get to sleep but woke up a moment later, alarmed by his intestines. He discovered a leak in some part of the roof. Wrapped in a wool blanket up to his ears, he tried to find the leak in the darkness. A trickle of cold sweat slipped down his spine.

He had a fever. He felt as if he were floating in concentric circles inside a tank of jelly.

Someone spoke. The colonel answered from his revolutionist's cot. He turned over in his hammock, burning with his fever. At the second call for Mass, he jumped from the hammock and installed himself in a confused reality which was agitated by the crowing of the rooster.

His head was still spinning in concentric circles. He was nauseous. He went out into the patio and headed for the privy through the barely audible whispers and the dark odors of winter. The inside of the little zinc-roofed wooden compartment was rarefied by the ammonia smell from the privy.

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When the colonel raised the lid, a triangular cloud of flies rushed out of the pit. It was a false alarm. Squatting on the platform of unsanded boards, he felt the uneasiness of an urge frustrated. The oppressiveness was substituted by a dull ache in his digestive tract. Then he returned to the bedroom for the rooster. She had begun to straighten up the room, having recovered from a week-long attack.

The colonel made an effort to remember. In the course of the morning she turned the house upside down. She changed the position of everything, except the clock and the picture of the young girl.

She was so thin and sinewy that when she walked about in her cloth slippers and her black dress all buttoned up she seemed as if she had the power of walking through the walls. But before twelve she had regained her bulk, her human weight. In bed she was an empty space.

Now, moving among the flower pots of ferns and begonias, her presence overflowed the house. The colonel and his wife were drinking coffee in the kitchens when he pushed open the street door and shouted: The doctor stayed in the living room with the colonel. In spite of the heat, his immaculate linen suit gave off a smell of freshness. When the woman announced that she was ready, the doctor gave the colonel three sheets of paper in an envelope. He entered the bedroom, saying, 'That's what the newspapers didn't print yesterday.

It was a summary of the events in the country, mimeographed for clandestine circulation. Revelations about the state of armed resistance in the interior of the country. He felt defeated. Ten years of clandestine reports had not taught him that no news was more surprising than next month's news. He had finished reading when the doctor came back into the living room. He gave him back the envelope without saying a word, but the doctor refused to take it. The colonel put the envelope in his pants pocket.

The woman came out of the bedroom, saying, 'One of these days I'll up and die, and carry you with me, off to hell, doctor. He pulled a chair up to the little table and took several jars of free samples out of his bag. The woman went on into the kitchen.

He wrote the proper dosage on a prescription pad.

When he finished writing, the doctor read the prescription aloud, because he knew that no one could decipher his handwriting. The colonel tried to concentrate. Returning from the kitchen, the woman discovered in his face the toll of the previous night. They walked together toward the plaza. The air was dry. The tar on the streets had begun to melt from the heat. When the doctor said goodbye, the colonel asked him in a low voice, his teeth clenched: It was his only refuge ever since his co-partisans had been killed or exiled from town and he had been converted into a man if with no other occupation than waiting for the mail every Friday.

The afternoon heat stimulated the woman's energy. Seated among the begonias in the veranda next to a box of worn-out clothing, she was again working the eternal miracle of creating new apparel out of nothing. She made collars from sleeves, and cuffs from the backs and square patches, perfect ones, although with scraps of different colors.

A cicada lodged its whistle in the patio. The sun faded. But she didn't see it go down over the begonias. She raised her head only at dusk when the colonel returned home. Then she clasped her neck with both hands, cracked her knuckles, and said: She held out a shirt made of three different colors of material except for the collar and cuffs, which were of the same color.

The colonel talked to the children who had come to look at the rooster after school. Then he remembered that there was no corn for the next day, and entered the bedroom to ask his wife for money. She kept the money under the mattress, knotted into the corner of a handkerchief. It was the proceeds of Agustin's sewing machine. For nine months, they had spent that money penny by penny, parceling it out between their needs and the rooster's.

Now there were only two twenty-cent pieces and a ten cent piece left. But her husband's expression caused her to reflect. The colonel sat on the bed, his elbows on his knees, jingling the coins in his hands.

A fifty peso indigestion would be very good. Then his eyes followed his wife around the room. She turned completely around with the insecticide bomb. The colonel found something unreal in her attitude, as if she were invoking the spirits of the house for a consultation. At last she put the bomb on the little mantel with the prints on it, and fixed her syrup-colored eyes on the syrup-colored eyes of the colonel. With her astonishing capacity for darning, sewing, and mending, she seemed to have discovered the key to sustaining the household economy with no money.

October prolonged its truce. The humidity was replaced by sleepiness. Comforted by the copper sun, the woman devoted three afternoons to her complicated hairdo.

The second afternoon, seated in the patio with a white sheet in her lap, she used a finer comb to take out the lice which had proliferated during her attack. Lastly, she washed her hair with lavender water, waited for it to dry, and rolled it up on the nape of her neck in two turns held with a barrette. The colonel waited. At night, sleepless in his hammock, he worried for many hours over the rooster's fate. But on Wednesday they weighed him, and he was in good shape.

That same afternoon, when Agustin's companions left the house counting the imaginary proceeds from the rooster's victory, the colonel also felt in good shape. His wife cut his hair. His wife thought her husband was right. But her conviction lasted for a very few hours. There was no longer anything in the house to sell, except the clock and the picture. Thursday night, at the limit of their resources, the woman showed her anxiety over the situation. The colonel spied the post- master among a group waiting for the docking to end so they could jump onto the launch.

The postmaster jumped first. He received from the captain an envelope, sealed with wax. Then he climbed up onto the roof. The mailbag was tied between two oil drums. He lost the postmaster from sight, but saw him again among the colored bottles on the refreshment cart. The doctor became interested.

He spread out the magazine with both hands until it was absolutely still. But the colonel was hanging on the actions of the postmaster. He saw him consume a frothy pink drink, holding the glass in his left hand. In his right he held the mailbag. The colonel stepped back, impelled by an irresistible anxiety, trying to read the name written on the sealed envelope.

The postmaster opened the bag. He gave the doctor his packet of newspapers. Then he tore open the envelope with the personal correspondence, checked the correctness of the receipt, and read the addressee's names off the letters.

The doctor opened the newspapers. He made an effort to control his stomach. That way everybody would know what's happening in his own country. He put the rest in the bag and closed it again. The doctor got ready to read two personal letters, but before tearing open the envelopes he looked at the colonel. Then he looked at the postmaster. The postmaster tossed the bag onto his shoulder, got off the platform, and replied without turning his head: He had a cup of coffee at the tailor's while Agustin's companions leafed through the newspapers.

He felt cheated. He would have preferred to stay there until the next Friday to keep from having to face his wife that night with empty hands. But when the tailor shop closed, he had to face up to reality.

His wife was waiting for him. The following Friday he went down to the launches again. And, as on every Friday, he returned home without the longed-for letter. The colonel read, as usual, from the first page to the last, including the advertisements.

But this time he didn't concentrate. During his reading, he thought about his veteran's pension. Nineteen years before, when Congress passed the law, it took him eight years to prove his claim. Then it took him six more years to get himself included on the rolls. That was the last letter the colonel had received. He finished after curfew sounded. When he went to turn off the lamp, he realized that his wife was awake.

It must be with the other papers. She located the advertisement of a law firm which promised quick action on war pensions.

He put it in the pocket of his jacket which was hanging behind the door. It's the only way they'll take the case. He found him stretched out lazily in a hammock. He was a monumental Negro, with nothing but two canines in his upper jaw. The lawyer put his feet into a pair of wooden— soled slippers and opened the office window on a dusty Pianola with papers stuffed into the compartments where the rolls used to go: The keyless pianola did double duty as a desk.

The lawyer sat down in a swivel chair. The colonel expressed his uneasiness before revealing the purpose of his visit. He was sweltering in the heat. He adjusted the chair backward and fanned himself with an advertising brochure. The chair was too narrow for his sagging buttocks. Furthermore, no special allocation was included, so the government has had to make adjustments in the budget.

Each time the colonel listened to him, he felt a mute resentment] 'This is not charity,' he said. We all broke our backs to save the Republic. He had begun hearing it the day after the Treaty of Neerlandia, when the government promised travel assistance and indemnities to two hundred revolutionary officers. Camped at the base of the gigantic silk-cotton tree at Neerlandia, a revolutionary battalion, made up in great measure of youths who had left school, waited for three months.

Then they went back to their homes by their own means, and they kept on waiting there. Almost sixty years later, the colonel was still waiting. Excited by these memories, he adopted a transcendental attitude.

He rested his right hand on his thigh, mere bone sewed together with nerve tissue and murmured: The lawyer sat up to chase them out. If I could work miracles, I wouldn't be living in this barnyard. That retirement law has been a lifetime pension for lawyers. He dried his forehead with the sleeve of his shirt. The sun advanced toward the center of the tiny room, which was built of unsanded boards.

After looking futilely everywhere, the lawyer got down on all fours, huffing and puffing, and picked up a roll of papers from under the Pianola. The colonel shook the dust off the paper and put it in his shirt pocket. But the lawyer didn't.

He went to the hammock to wipe off his sweat. From there he looked at the colonel through the shimmering air. As Treasurer of the revolution in the district of Macondo, he had undertaken difficult six-day journey with the funds for the civil war in two trunks roped to the back of a mule. He arrived at the camp of Neerlandia dragging the mule, which was dead from hunger, half an hour before the treaty was signed.

Colonel Aureliano Buendia - quartermaster general of the revolutionary forces on the Atlantic coast held out the receipt for the funds, and included the two trunks in his inventory of the surrender. If you wait for the big things, you can wait for the little ones. She was saying her beads.

The heat became unbearable in the closed living room.


A drop of perspiration fell on the letter. The colonel picked it up on the blotter. Then he tried to erase the letters which had smeared but he smudged them. He didn't lose his patience. He wrote an asterisk and noted in the margin, 'acquired rights. The colonel filled a page with large doodling's which were a little childish, the same ones he learned in public school at Manaure.

Then he wrote on a second sheet down to the middle, and he signed it.

He read the letter to his wife. She approved each sentence with a nod. When he finished reading, the colonel sealed the envelope and turned off the lamp. The town sank into the deluge. After curfew sounded, a leak began somewhere in the house. He lit the lamp to locate the leak in the living room. He put the roosters can underneath it and returned to the bedroom, pursued by the metallic noise of the water in the empty can.

The storm broke just when the ghost tried to rob the girl's necklace. The colonel felt a slight queasiness in his intestines. But he wasn't afraid.

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He was about to survive another October. He wrapped himself in a wool blanket, and for a moment heard the gravelly breathing of his wife - far away - drifting on another dream.

Then he spoke, completely conscious.. The woman woke up. That's what started to ruin everything. The second of November - against the colonel's wishes— the woman took flowers to Agustin's grave. She returned from the cemetery and had another attack.

It was a hard week. The doctor came to see the sick woman, and came out of the room shouting. The colonel also suffered a relapse. He strained for many hours in the privy, in an icy sweat, feeling as if he were rotting and that the flora in his vitals was falling to pieces.

This time it was he who had to repair their household economy. He had to grit his teeth many times to ask for credit in the neighborhood stores. But in reality his hoping for the letter barely sustained him. Exhausted, his bones aching from sleeplessness, he couldn't attend to his needs and the rooster's at the same time.

In the second half of November, he thought that the animal would die after two days without corn. Then he remembered a handful of beans which he had hung in the chimney in July. He opened the pods and put down a can of dry seeds for the rooster.

Her ravaged body gave off the aroma of medicinal herbs. She spoke her words, one by one, with calculated precision: He had been waiting for it ever since the afternoon when his son was shot down, and he had decided to keep the rooster. He had had time to think. She shouted. I warned him not to go looking for trouble at the cockfights, and he smiled and told me: The colonel pushed her gently toward the pillow. His eyes fell upon other eyes exactly like his own.

The woman fell into a momentary torpor. She closed her eyes. When she opened them again, her breathing seemed more even. When he saw the colonel, he emitted an almost human, guttural monologue and tossed his head back. He gave him a smile of complicity: He wandered about the town during the siesta, without thinking about anything, without even trying to convince himself that his problem had no solution.

He walked through forgotten streets until he found he was exhausted. Then he returned to the house. The woman heard him come in and called him into the bedroom. You put it on the counter and you tell him, "Alvaro, I've brought this clock for you to buy from me. She herself took down the clock, wrapped it in newspaper, and put it into his arms.

The colonel went off to the tailor's with the package under his arm. He found Agustin's companions sitting in the doorway.

One of them offered him a seat. A piece of wet duck hung on a wire stretched between two hooks in the hall.

He was a boy with a hard, angular body and wild eyes. He also invited him to sit down. The colonel felt comforted. He leaned the stool against the door-jamb and sat down to wait until Alvaro was alone to propose his deal. Suddenly he realized that he was surrounded by expressionless faces. They said he wasn't. One of them leaned toward him. He said in a barely audible voice: The colonel put it in his pants pocket.

Then he kept silent, drumming on the package, until he realized that someone had noticed it. He stopped in suspense. He didn't say anything, but his eyelids turned purple. The others insisted. He knows mechanical things. He seized the clock. Alvaro was sewing on a machine. At the back, beneath a guitar hanging on a nail, a girl was sewing buttons on.

There was a sign tacked up over the guitar: He rested his feet on the rail of the stool. Alfonso adjusted his eyeglasses on his nose to examine the colonel's shoes.

The colonel would have preferred to wrap himself in a wool blanket and get back into the hammock. But the insistence of the cracked bells reminded him about the funeral. Only then did he remember the rooster tied to the leg of the bed. It was a fighting cock. After taking the cup into the kitchen, he wound the pendulum clock in its carved wooden case in the living room. Unlike the bedroom, which was too narrow for an asthmatic's breathing, the living room was large, with four sturdy rockers around a little table with a cover and a plaster cat.

On the wall opposite the clock, there was a picture of a woman dressed in tulle, surrounded by cupids in a boat laden with roses.

It was seven-twenty when he finished winding the clock. Then he took the rooster into the kitchen, tied it to a leg of the stove, changed the water in the can, and put a handful of corn next to itHe pulled a chair up to the little table and to ok several jars of free samples out of his bag.

She mouthed prayers until a little after curfew. She had to make a detour to get to the stove. He had the impression that this time it had been her turn to lie.

He had a cup of coffee at the tailor's while Agustin's companions leafed through the newspapers. When Sabas pushed him toward the wall to make way for the men who were carrying the dead man.

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